30 definitions by mike comanche

STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.
PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.
af Mike Comanche 4. marts 2009
A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.
Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.
af Mike Comanche 10. marts 2009
A guy who sucks dick.
Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.
af Mike Comanche 10. marts 2009
Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).
Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!
af Mike Comanche 10. marts 2009
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