4 definitions by luckypork

Top Definition
When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while on top of her, then sits on her face and scoots forward, so as to smear his ejaculate all over his gooch and buttcrack.
Dude, don't go anywhere near Victoria. I heard Greg gave her a marshmallow scooter.
#facial #gooch #tittyfuck #marshmellow scooter #marshmellow fluffer
af luckypork 4. maj 2011
When a man wraps his flaccid weiner around another man's hard weiner and jacks him off with it to completion.
Jaccob tried to give Paddy a Tuscaloosa Beefwrap, but he couldn't finish without getting an erection himself.
#soft weiner #woner #erection #queers #very high difficulty
af luckypork 11. juli 2011
When a man anally piledrives a menstruating woman (preferably with a huge bush), shits in his hand (preferably behind his back so she doesn't see it coming), then smears the feces onto her bloody vagina and yells "SURPRISE!"
For their 35th wedding anniversary, Harold gave Eleanor something extra special; a black forest cherry surprise.
#menstruation #shitsmear #anal piledriver #black cherry forest surprise #shitty vagina
af luckypork 4. maj 2011
A sexual move where a man fucks an elderly person's loose neck skin.
Gertrude lives across from the high school so she can tempt the boys with turkey melts during their lunch period.
#neckfuck #sloppy neck #tuscaloosa beefwrap #hard dicks #high school
af luckypork 11. juli 2011
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