3 definitions by jester8930

Similar to the Hot Karl--Shit in a tube sock, then lay the shit-filled tube sock in a urinal and proceed to pee on the entire baggage. What has been created is a warm and juicy bludgeon. Proper technique is to forcibly hit somebody in the face or genital with the squishy concoction. The mixture of shit and piss will leave a smelly smear on their face, and a permanent stain on their life.
"Ever since I've been hit with that juicy pineapple, my self-esteem just hasn't been the same."

"Did you see Sean get hit in the face with that juicy pineapple, shit was everywhere!"
af Jester8930 8. april 2008
Putting your whole mouth on the mouth of a bottle, such as a soda bottle or beer. Usually this results in getting tons of saliva all over the mouth of the bottle. Looks like stereotypical black person's big lips.
I haven't quite figured out how to drink out of this bottle without spilling...I guess I'll just have to nigger lip it.
af Jester8930 22. april 2009
The dexterity of a penis. Usually spoken of while soft.
Mike:"A softy is good for nothing except peeing and slappin' hoes."
Joe:"I think a woody is better for slapping."
Mike:"No, not nearly enough dixterity."
af jester8930 5. oktober 2011

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