4 definitions by flumpis

A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.
1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.

2. What the gently caress is going on here?

3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.
af flumpis 2. april 2007
An underage female who uses a male of legal drinking age to get free booze. Can be applied to any form of alcohol.
Those chicks are nothin' but beer diggers - they came over, chugged my wine, and left.
af flumpis 19. december 2006
1. The act of ascertaining information by interpretation of omens using a vagina as the agent. A common major chosen by still-undecided undergraduates.
Girl: What are you studying at school?
Boy: Vaginomancy.
af flumpis 16. oktober 2006
1. A combination of the words "dynamo" and "oaf". Used to describe one who is both of these words put together.

2. A comedic blog originally started by Kurt Kroeber and Alex Weinberg. Now expanded to include Luke Olsen, Chris D'Errico, and Tha HIZ.
That Kurt fella is a total dynamoaf - he has complete control of the room, but he's knocking shit off the coffee table and screaming.
af flumpis 2. april 2007

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