Island kids fill the hallways of this elite Long
high school each day. 75 passing grade makes us awesome. Typical student is upper middle class, white, from the North Shore of Long
Island or some
upscale town like
Dix Hills or Brookville. Girls
can be seen at 8am sporting their
Northface, Uggs, Burberry
scarf, and a coffee. Vineyard Vines clothing and Sperrys are popular. St. Anthony's students are 25 percent
brains, 25 percent
class, 25 percent
looks, and 25 percent
beast, which basically means that they're 100 percent
awesome. 99 percent
of St. Anthony's kids go off to the best colleges to make a shitload of money one day in the future
while out of the other 1 percent
, .9 go to the best military academies and .1 percent
mooch off mommy and daddy and roll around in solid gold 24K bathtubs bathing themselves in Benjamins. When Christmastime rolls around, Saint Anthony's seniors
go HAM. Mention Chaminade and someone is bound
to say "gay" and vomits. Parents pour money into the school so that it can construct $40 million student centers, chapels
filled with antiques, new stadiums, etc. By 2020, St. Anthony's High School will make Dubai look like
at the rate Brother Gary is going.
HS)- "My parents bought me a 1993 Honda Civic in RED for my birthday and I'm having my Sweet 16 at the park down the road!"
Christina (St. Anthony's)- "Bitch please, my parents got me a 2013 Audi
A5 and are renting out the Titanic
for my Sweet 16."
Chaminade Student- "Yea, I go to Chaminade. How about you?"
St. Anthony's Student- "HAHAHAHAHA!"
"You go to St. Anthony's? That's like
the Harvard of high schools on Long Island. You must be so rich and so smart!"
Vineyard Vines and Lilly
Pulitzer don't ever have an issue with finding models because
St. Anthony's High School exists.