Best if made by a woman, the sammich is an especially delectable sandwitch usually adorned with a little extra goodness which is most often in the form of gravy or au jus (pronounced oh joo). A sammich is not merely a convectionary dish, it is a work of art and should be treated as such. It is not something that is just simply handed to you, it is served.
Mike: Mikki, go to the kitchen and make me a sammich.
Mikki: Make your own damn sammich!
Mike: Bitch, please!