the act of patting ones trouser pockets in an effort to find something you think should be in ones posession.
bazzer was playing the trouser drums at the bar for 2 minutes last night before he realised he'd left his wallet at home on the mantle piece!
The remnants of a rather twisted sexual encounter in which one or both parties are left with pooh all over them.
yeah, that tracy bird is well kinky, we got up to all sorts of crazy stuff last night, i left her place with love compost all over my chest!!!
The imprint left on on side of your face after a heavy binge session followed by a long sleep on someones carpet.
(derived from Wilton Carpets)
"Looks like Deano had an uncomfortable kip last night, he had a still had a Wilton Beard when he arrived late at the office today!"
rhyming slang for "Clue".
chap 1: 'scuse me mate, could you tell us how to get to kings cross station?
chap 2: aint got a Danny La Rue fella, i aint from round 'ere!
lesbian. (one who eats from the bushy plate)
Ellen Degeneres= Cud-muncher.
singular of sandals often worn in the arid parts of the Middle East.
"get the drinks in Jonno, I've got a mouth on me like a Bethlehem boffer boot!"
the bogey that sticks to your inner thumb & index fingernail alternatively as you try to flick it off; but still, the bugger wont budge!
winston: "ry, is you trying to give it some BOOYAKASHA or summint flickin' ya fingers like dat innit?"
ry: "nah mate, i got a skronkey on the go!"