A person who blocks the pavement (or sidewalk) either
incredibly fat, carrying bags or wearing
an insanely massive coat while walking slowly and being
totally oblivious to people
behind them trying to get passed.
person at home: Dude where were
you all this time
? you said
you'd be here an hour ago.
Person at the door: Don't even get me started! I was all on time
until I got blocked
by this pavement
blob in front of me who had her headphones on and it sure wasn't an exercise tape she was listening to!!!
person at home: Yeah I totally hate pavement
Person at the door: Me too, so quit being
a door blob and let me in!!