Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
Acronym for Border Hopping White Person.
Somone who lives in one state but commutes daily to antoher state to work. This process is known as Work Tripping
Reasons for this can include:
Person already has a good job in work state, but moved to another and cannot transfer.
Living state has low cost of living, but few(or no) jobs that pay well enough.
Person is overqualified for local jobs.
There are other personal reasons that vary amongst individuals.
Damnit, a local guy can get a job anywhere around here, especially when he's got all theese BHWP's to compete with.
A southern slang term for armadillos.
Dang blasted whistling pig got itno the garbage again.
1.) Someone who talks a lot, usually too much. From the idea that they are "all mouth"
2.) Illegally distilled and transported liquor. Moonshine. Most commonly used in extreme southern florida. Can be of any quality, from low grade "radiator poison" or "battery acid" to very high grade "rocket fuel"
1.) That fucking gator down the street has been running his mouth for too long.
2.) I'll be back in a few days, gotta haul a truckload of gator up to cigar town.
2.b) Bobby, run down to old man homer's house and get us a few jars of gator.
A baseball bat(or any club like object) which has had a hole drilled in the middle and a metal pipe, bar, or metal powder/dust placed inside and the hole sealed shut. The purpose is to increase the weight and rigidity of the weapon.
Bobby owed the boys up on coronado some money, so they came after him with a back breaker.
1.) Any black handgun, preferably a compact model.
2.)('s) Goverment suits, usually FBI, ATF or DEA Also "blackbirds on the wire" Means a phone line is tapped.
3.) Somone who acts happy in public but is an emotional wreck in private. Somone who dosn't advertise their depression.
1.)Guy1: You ready for this job?
Guy2: Yeah no sweat, I got my blackbird with me.
2.) Oh shit man, bail out! We got a couple of blackbirds on our ass!
b.) Guy1: Hey man, is this a good time to talk?
Guy2: I don't think so, I hear some blackbirds on the wire.
3.) Girl: I've been real fucking worried about sarah since her mom died.
Guy: she seems to have gotten over it.
Girl: yeah right, have you been to her house lately? She's a total blackbird.
1.) A slang term used to tell somone to set up billiard balls for playing.
2.) The frist words said by many southern babies. Thought to be caused by the combination of Jack Daniels and having sex on a pool table at the time of conception.
1.) Hey Mike wanna play a game of eight ball?
Mike: Sure go ahead and rack em.
2.) "rack em"
Mother: hear that Cletus? Little bubba jus speaked his first words.