28 definitions by Tori

form of speech:Verb;
tense:Singular/Present tense

When a man performs oral sex on a woman
or vice versa, the "goose" would be defined singularly as bodily fluids produced durring sexual intercourse, thus Gobbeling the goose would be the intake of fluids from sex organs such as the penis or vagina, ect.

Other Forms of Speech:
Plural/present (Gobble the geese)
Singular/Past tense (Gobbled the goose)
Plural/past tense (gobbled the geese)
Noun Form (Goose Gobbler)

Synonyms followed by (noun form):
Suck cock (cock sucker), Eat pussy (pussy eater), Guzzle Cum (Cum Guzzler), Muching carpet (Carpet Muncher), Sample the stick (Stick sampler), give head (head giver), nut juggling (nut juggler), cooch capering (Cooch caper), squirreling (squirreler),ect.

Antonyms in noun form:
Non-head'giving prude ass bitch.
-Hey Betty, I was gobbled some geese last night at the office party.
-Oh yeah, with who?
-Well, it was a number of people...i was awfully hammered and/or stoned, and cant remember a damn thing!
-Well then how did you know that you gobbled geese?
-I found it evident as when i woke up, i discoverd protein stains on my dress...far too much for just one individual! So logically, i figured i gobbled at least 4-7 mens geese.
-Well I hear Jack produces a lot of man juice now a days...you could have just gobbled his goose
-How do you know of Jacks man juice production rate?
-I pay him 10 dollars a day to fill an empty gatorade bottle with his cum, so that i may enjoy it not only when im secretly giving him head in his office, but also when im on the go!
af Tori 4. januar 2004
preppy girls ofetn wear classic looking styles. a girl that is often streiotyped as a snob just as blondes of beign stupid, because she doesn't like to look like a slob. she has an amazing fashion sence and is envied by most girls therefore instead of being like they would rather tear down the preppy girl to feel better about their own pitiful fashoin statements.
that preppy girl is the only person i know who is over 10 and under 25 that can wear pearls and look adorable!
af tori 14. april 2005
black- hand job
white-blow job
pink- lap dance
yellow-whut ever the snapper wants
green-fingering
blue-make out
orange-intercourse
whut ever
af tori 19. april 2004
I dont really know why there is so much talk about these damn braclets...I really dont think that people are actually fucking because someone broke there "black braclet...well at least I didn't." Come on people get over it. My 4 year old sister has a pink one that i gave her. I really dont think that someone is going ot brake it and expect her do do something with them "and if they do I will kill them." The first one that I ever had was a black one and my dad saw it he told me that "he knew what it meant and he really didnt want me to waer it." I didnt even know what it meant "whatever." Whoever made up the "snap" game I would like to thank you because everytime some stupid horney little boy brakes my braclets...I get the chance to beat the hell out of him and tell him that he better buy me a new one or I will beat the hell out of him again. They're just braclets...I dont think that people are actually doing what they mean and if they are then they are prolly just horney and enjoy the attention. It is a "fad" it will pass and something else will take its place and then they will be trying to ban that from every school too.
boy~haha I broke your "black bracklet" now we have to fuck
~snap, crakel, pop~
boy~ouch "F@*^"
me~haha I broke you hand... now you need to get me a new braclet... oh yea don't f@7*ing mess with my braclets again....or I will brake the other hand
boy~alrigth alright...!...
af Tori 16. juli 2004
typing in a random word to the Google search engine and whacking the internet for it
i'm bored, i'm gonna go do some googlewhacking and find some cool pix
af Tori 27. november 2003
A male's hairy ball sack
Fred has a great doodlesack
af Tori 2. februar 2005
relating to a squirrel in the sense that one has numerous amounts of nuts in his/her mouth (nuts being male testicles)
Ashley was squirreling Brian the other night in the back seat of his car.
af Tori 4. januar 2004

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