4 definitions by OG5

The act of spreading hot sauce on the johnson before having anal sex.
I wanted her to remember the experience, and there was some Tabasco handy, so I gave her a trailblazer.
af OG5 9. februar 2008
A class one sexual fetish move. The male tit-fucks the woman (the sawing action), and before release, yells "timber!" As he ejaculates on her face, he simultaneously poops in her belly button (the log).
I was all ready to cumberjack that chick, but I didn't have to take a poop. What a wasted opportunity.
af OG5 9. februar 2008
Mechanically similar to the cumberjack, but instead of ejaculating on the woman's face, and pooping in her belly button, the man ejaculates on her stomach and poops in her mouth.
Phyllis was okay with being cumberjacked, but when she least expected it, he pulled a fast one and gave her the reverse cumberjack.
af OG5 9. februar 2008
The female equivalent of a cock block - when a woman prevents a female friend from engaging in sexual acts.
I was just about to get cumberjacked, but Sharon totally cuntwalled me.
af OG5 9. februar 2008

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