A ninjew is a Jew who has developed some level of skill in jew-fu
. A certain amount of strength is also required, as the ninjew may be called upon to stab vigorously. They have been known to wail on guitar or do other things that are totally sweet. The natural enemy of the pirate
Ninjews are rare and hard to pick out of a crowd.
1. Ninjews are mammals, and often hairy to the point of being jewbacca
2. Ninjews fight ALL the time, except when they're drinking or bitching. A bitch-drink-fight cycle is not uncommon.
3. The purpose of the ninjew is to flip out and kill people.
Ted is wailing on a guitar while he's drinking, and that's totally sweet. You can tell he's a ninjew.