11 definitions by Matt D. Underwood

When two or more people around someone fart around the same time causing the stink from their farts to meet at that person and making a super cloud of stink like when the cold and warm fronts of a tornado meet.
Oh man, it stinks so bad over here. I must be caught in a fartnado.
af Matt D. Underwood 4. marts 2008
A mocawk is similar to a mohawk, however, it is located around the cock. Hence mo"cawk". To create a mocawk, one must shave the sides of his pubes to form a line that runs from the happy trail to the base of the penis.
"Hey check this out! I shaved some of my pubes! I only got the sides so it made a mocawk."
af Matt D. Underwood 29. juni 2008
The opening in front of boxers that is a window for the wearer's dong. Not to be confused with a cocket.
Gross! Close your dongdow man. I can see your whole package with it open.
af Matt D. Underwood 2. marts 2008
A scale ranging from 1, being the lowest, to 10, being the highest, that indicates the intensity of the smell radiating from a shit.
Oh God...that shit smells awful. That's at least a 7 on the Shichter Scale.
af Matt D. Underwood 4. juli 2008
1:Ginormously normal.
2: Something that is extremely average.
3: Something that is far from being out of ordinary.
It's been such a ginormal week. Nothing has happened!
af Matt D. Underwood 13. marts 2008
The pocket in the front of a pair of briefs. Not to be confused with a dongdow.
My dick keeps getting poked by something. I think there's something sharp stuck in my cocket.
af Matt D. Underwood 4. marts 2008
A valid statement said sarcastically to disguise whether or not it is true.
I made my wife feel guilty when I made it sound like I don't go to the clubs when she accused me of it. I was so sarserious.
af Matt D. Underwood 23. marts 2008

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