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31. december 2004
to do your shit like a mutha fuckin professional
Today at my J-O-B I was twerkin' it like a pro...all day, ery day.
formally written as "Ghoxx" but in sland it is allowed to be written as above.
1. female genitalia - vagina, pussy
2. a stupid person - fig. a cunt
1. Nezzajtila it-tanga u rajt li kellha oxx imqaxxar u sabih. (I removed her thong and perceived a nice shaved vagina)
2. "kemm int oxx" (ur such a cunt)or "qisek l-oxx" - sometimes referred to with the article). Also in this category - the euphemism "pastizz".
Named after the inventor of the modern toilet, Thomas Crapper of England
I need to use the crapper.
25. februar 2005
The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.
Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.
The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.
A shortened version of the male first name Leonard.
So Len, why don't you like to be called Leonard?
A person whose obesity makes walking with a normal stride impossible, so that the person must wobble from side to side like a duck to go forward.
Did you see that waddler on the Maury Povich show this morning?