1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

A punch that comes solidly from the side.
I hooked him with my right.
af Kung-Fu Jesus 16. april 2004
When one nerd claims superiority over another.
Eugene: I've never got it on with a girl, I own you.

Poindexter: oh yeah? Well I've never even spoken to a girl, but have 50GB of tentacle rape pr0n on my C:\ and have every star trek episode on DVD

Eugene: omg you rule

Poindexter: omg wtf j00 pwn3DD!!!1
af Kung-fu Jesus 28. juli 2004
peg
For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on
My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn
af Kung-fu Jesus 27. juli 2004
To verbally attack, using disparaging terms.
He.was.slag.ging.me.off.in.the.bar.so.I.beat.him.and.fucked.his.bitch.har.har.har.


YEAH YEAH YEAH
af Kung-Fu Jesus 30. april 2004
Usually preceeded by a name, this refers to a hypocrite who believes that they are perfect.
Denida thinks his shit doesn't stink.
af Kung-Fu Jesus 21. april 2004
One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.
"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"
af Kung-Fu Jesus 19. april 2004
(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.
Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.
af Kung-fu Jesus 26. juni 2004
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