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636 definitions by Jake

 
22.
nut
(verb) to ejaculate
"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"

"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."

"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."
af Jake 23. marts 2004
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23.
a person that likes to watch other people engage in sexual acts
dude i love watchin my exgirlfriend through her window havin sex
af jake 19. juni 2004
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24.
The best thing ever to happen to the music/software industry. The customer's way of telling the corporate whore fatcats that they're charging us too much for low-quality shit.
RIAA should just ralize it's hopeless to stop piracy as long as it supports shitty, no-talent MTV karaoke lipsynchers like NSYNC.
af Jake 23. februar 2003
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25.
(noun)circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.
I find her nipple very erotic, and the best part is that she has TWO of them !
af Jake 18. januar 2004
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26.
(noun) disparaging reference to a woman who sleeps around and readily accepts penetration sex without protection
Mona has fucked most of the guys in the office, she's just a cum depository.
af Jake 24. marts 2004
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27.
A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period.Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours. The string hangs out beyond the labia, so if you're wearing a thong and a short skirt, make sure the string doesn't show when you bend over.
he: I don't mind buying condoms but don't try sending me for tampons or pads just because you didn't plan on ever having another period !
af Jake 20. februar 2004
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28.
verb: to penetrate with penis

verb: to screw financially
1. I nailed her 3 times last night.

2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.
af Jake 6. marts 2004
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