34 definitions by Gadget King

Top Definition
A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.
Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.
af Gadget King 25. september 2011
A fart that does not totally leave the body, running up and down the intestines and partially releases itself
I had some gabbage last night, now i have an attack of ass grunts
af Gadget King 18. januar 2011
After having had too much wine, people tend to start complaining about a lot of things.
A group of housewines having a few bottles of wine, got all worked up about their husbands and lapsed into whinery.
af Gadget King 12. januar 2011
The act of uncontrollable bowel movement due to the ingestion of anything that promotes diarrhea.
I had a major shitfit (n)

after drinking polluted water.
af Gadget King 17. november 2011
Any area in a city or town where sex workers congregate to be picked up.
Tommy was feeling very lonely so he went to the hozone to pick up a woman.
af Gadget King 17. januar 2011
A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".
A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!
af Gadget King 19. januar 2011
The act of not exactly sitting, but not exactly standing over a LONGDROP, but more a case of just bending the knees with your bum a few inches above the seat when wanting to defecate
The longdrop was somewhat very dirty, so I had to lavitate while trying to have a crap.
af Gadget King 19. januar 2011

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