2 definitions by Fredrick Soft

Top Definition
when a male masturbates harder than he normally does.
johnny went home and smashturbated until he was sore.
#smashterbate #masturbate #masterbate #jack off #pound #sex #penis
af Fredrick Soft 2. juli 2010
the five things most football players do after practice. Usually done in this order. Shit, Shower, Shave, Shmashturbate, Shleep (sleep- said with accent to keep the SH pattern).
Dude, practice was so tough today I'm definitely doing the 5 S's of football tonight.
#shit #shower #shave #shmashturbate #sleep #football
af Fredrick Soft 1. september 2010
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