Monkeyvining is a common dating practice
employed by lonely, insecure
or ineffably sexy people who are too hot
to stay on the market after becoming single. Monkeyvining results when said monkeyviner swings to the vine of new relationship
, without first letting go of the prior relationship
vine. No free-sailing
"time to discover myself" - which we all know really means cessation of bathing and bushwhacking - is taken between relationships, which usually means a wealth of emotional baggage
and unrealistic expectations awaits proprietor of subsequent vine.
Commonly referred to as "serial monogamy," monkeyvining frequently results from fear of becoming forever
relegated to the shadowy and dismal doom of repeatedly watching 28 dresses with your 28 cats.