2 definitions by B. Ballard

Top Definition
A bout of diarrhea that, when released in a public bathroom, is so particularly smelly and loud that passers-by may mistake it for a terrorist attack.
Person A: Dude, who are those federal agent looking guys wearing sunglasses down in the lobby? I just saw them put Ken in the back of one of their vehicles.

Person B: You won’t believe it – Ken had a bad case of al-qaedarrhea in the first floor bathroom. Some poor soul using the stall next to him freaked when he heard and smelt it, and called the Dept. of Homeland Security.
#al-qaeda dirty bomb #nagasaki dump #napalm nasty #bowel shaker #weapon of ass destruction
af B. Ballard 20. november 2008
A female that has such a short, narrow taint that her vagina and anus appear to be one long slit.
Dude, I picked up that chick at happy hour last night. My dick stinks though - she was a longsnapper. I think I put it in her ass by accident.
#deepsnapper #brown herring #cycloptic tuna #king clam #stretched oyster
af B. Ballard 27. oktober 2008
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