Any Lebanese migrant is a leb or lebo. The lebs from
the Lakemba area of Sydney are muslim refugees from
their civil war.
Leb children born in Australia are now aged up to 30. these lebs
are particularly dangerous from
the age of 16. They
posess an evil gene
which causes them to hunt
white girls, then gang rape
are normally found in McDonald's car park in packs of 5 or more, they
also can be found in large packs at free entry
strip clubs. Often lebs will
drive around town repeatedly in a defective
4 cylinder Japanese car. Windows are always down emiting loud bass drum sounds.
are easy to recognise. Generally they
wear expensive looking clothes and jewellery. Hair style
is normally spike and mullet with shaved
pattern in the sides. Facial
hair varies a lot, often
a thin line down each cheek. Monobrow shaved
or waxed in the centre. Very strong repulsive cologne.
A single leb is harmless and a coward
not fight. But like rats they
have strength in numbers. A threatened leb can quickly summon more lebs
to help bash an Aussie who looks at them sideways.
Beware the mobile phone, the leb's most powerful tool. If you accidently startle a leb and he reaches
for the mobile, you must
destroy the phone immediately, thus rendering the leb harmless.