Alternatively known as the "hunchbunch" pack alpha, stormy is a large white, ugly ass, male whose real name is Radni. Stormy rolls with the hunchbunch which consists of 4 males with abnormally shaped spinal cords; usually caused by over excessive time spent playing video games, yet gain no skill in any game they play. Stormy cannot bear the weight of more than 5 pounds. Proof exists as a documentors (students) recorded this incident when Stormy could not curl 5 pound weights at school. To be a Stormy is on par with tkitch(refer to definition). If Stormy were to reproduce the fall of mankind may be imminent, seek shelter immediately if:
A. Stormy is around ugly ass women who find him attractive.
B. Stormy is in the immediate area.
C. If Stormy attempts to contact you via online or in person.
If Stormy knows you in person and tries to befriend you, you must resist the urge to laugh as he will rage at any fault you point out, and there are MANY. You're best bet i to STAY AWAY.
Person 1: "Hey man, did hear about the new game coming out next year?"
Person 2: "nah, but I hear about---"
Stormy: "HEY GUYS WANNA PLAY SOME WOW, IM SO GOOD I GOT A 14 ROGUE"