mar 7
When you touch someone or something with your erect penis and it releases static electricity.
I accidentally gave my spouse the electric hammer and now I can only pleasure them after rubbing my stocking feet against a carpeted floor.
af Sharkshooter 4. februar 2016
mar 6
(adj.) Describes the sensation of realizing that there are too many boys around.
Jess: Why did you run out onto the porch?
Michele: I couldn't take it in there. I was boytrapped.
af ModernSuccess2000 4. februar 2016
mar 5
The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.
I double texted Shelly, but it was ok cuz I used the Five Second Rule of Texting.
af Piledriver10000 29. februar 2016
mar 4
To get down on your knees and suck his cock! Or dick, penis, or whatever.
Get on your knees. bitch!
af OldRockSongs 20. oktober 2008
mar 3
When you become pregnant from having anal sex the baby is called an "asshole baby"
We didn't have condoms and thought anal would be safer, little Johnny is an asshole baby!
af BozoRozo 29. februar 2016
mar 2
Stroking another one's ego to make yourself noticed by higher ranks in group email
That guy is email fluffing his way to a promotion
af fireman78 29. februar 2016
mar 1
Doing nothing.
Not doing anything useful.
This Iryna was just kicking dicks all day long instead of working.
af Jigurda12 29. februar 2016

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