aug 11
When you text somebody and they read it but don't text back
°"Bryan guess who i was texting last night"


°"shanice but she left me on seen after i asked her for head"
af Divine;leelee 3. august 2015
aug 10
When you have taken so many drugs your mouth is at the other side of your face to your eyes
I'm going to do a picasso tonight, my face will be a picture.
af bexscooper 4. august 2015
aug 9
A person who enters and occupies a public restroom stall adjacent to a stall that is already occupied despite the fact that there were other stalls available that would have allowed a buffer, negatively affecting the enjoyment of your activity. An offense similar to occupying the middle urinal.
I went to take a dump at the mall and had the whole bathroom to myself! Then just as I get ready to go, some asshole walks in and takes the stall next to me. I said 'Dude, can you take the next one down? I don't want to be stall brothers'.
af CuseWick 4. august 2015
aug 8
In cereal, there is two different ways to make it. Pouring the cereal, or the milk first in the bowl. People generally pour in the cereal first. "Pouring the milk first" is considered wrong. People who pour the milk first, shouldn't be trusted.
I had my friend over, and for breakfast he was "pouring the milk first." I will never see him the same way again.
af Swaggy Boy 5. august 2015
aug 7
A poop that comes on so suddenly that one fears they may not be able to make it to the toilet.
"I'm glad I got to the bathroom when I did, I've got a major emergenturd."
af CamLT 3. august 2015
aug 6
Someone or something that exubes an aura of pedophilia, such as a creepy old man with candy or an older van with tinted windows.
Watch out for the neighbor, he is sooooo pedolicious. Dude drives a pedovan and everything.
af Acidgrey 29. juli 2015
aug 5
Brain freeze caused from rapidly slurping down a frozen margarita beverage.
My girlfriend gets a wicked margraine when she tries to drink her frozen margarita too fast to get high.
af Whalebunny 28. juli 2015
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