jun 7
i aint fucking with you
you're so annoying Jared, iafwu
af emma the hoe 29. maj 2016
jun 6
Someone who get's an audience riled up and hype, but they don't have much substance. Like a DJ or a lesser known opening artist before a performance.
Nigeria is a hype artist, but she doesn't ever know what she's talking about.
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af bizbestie 29. maj 2016
jun 5
The face you make right before you bust
Bruh my beforeface was crazy when we were doing it in that missionary position
af Mendoooo 29. maj 2016
jun 4
1 : For most girls, this is either a tub of any type of food (most of the time, ice cream) while she cries her heart out while watching romantic movies.
2 : A bath tub with scattered rose petals and an aromatic smell, scented candles lit everywhere, so the broken-hearted girl can take a comforting wash.
Girl 1: Boo.. he broke my heart, boo!
Girl 2: Bring out the "Comfort Tub"!
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af MeteorGardenFan 28. maj 2016
jun 3
When she eating good & getting good dick from her nigga
" my baby gained that healthy relationship weight "
af Tugktx 29. maj 2016
jun 2
To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.
Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee
af bound2 1. juni 2016
jun 1
Strapping a relentless boner down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.
Jess: Jesus Mike, would you do something about that boner? It's making all the Pi Phi's uncomfortable.

Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.

Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.
af RJH2 24. maj 2016
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