apr 2
The indentations left on the calves or ankles as a result of wearing tight socks;
I'm heading to the gym after work today and I only brought shorts. Damn, I guess I won't be able to conceal my sock marks.
af Crotch Warrior 1. april 2016
mar 31
A way to say "ciggarette break" without your boss knowing that you're going to have a smoke. Especially useful in non-smoking environments. The term "fresh air" can also be used to mean "ciggarette" but is not typically necessary and doesn't sound right in most contexts.
Employee 1: I'm going out for a fresh air break
Boss: Ok, just be back in 15
Employee 2: (whisper) He doesn't know you mean you're going for a smoke?
Employee 1: (whisper) No! That's the point!
af cinymin86 21. november 2009
mar 30
A person who starts a new job and quits after only half a day. Typically goes to lunch, never to return.
"Where's the new guy? Didn't he go to lunch... like 2 hours ago?"
"Uh ohh, he's not coming back is he? Don't tell me another one's done a half-day Tony?"
"Fuck."
af Jabba T. Hutt 27. marts 2016
mar 29
A term commonly used on the internet for when someone is laughing very hard or simply can't stop laughing.
Oh my god I'm dying, rip me. That was so fucking funny.
af Murica 25. marts 2016
mar 28
Like netflix and chill, and amazon and anal but with more sexual activity.
Sharkisha: Wanna come over for netflix and chill tonight?
Quan: Nah..
Skarkisha: How bout some Amazon and Anal?
Quan : No sorry
Skarkisha: Fine maybe some hulu and handjobs?
Quan: Yes of course!
af Layla76543 22. marts 2016
mar 27
any store with a lot of food
Damn let's go to stoner's paradise i'm getting the munchies.
via giphy
af GUISEEPE 24. marts 2016
mar 26
A greeting, primarily used in western states, expressing shock and amazement in association with the unexpected arrival of a former lover or spouse.
"Is that----? Shithowdy"
(Oh shit)
(Shit)
(Holy shit)
(No shit)
(Damn)
af hay-anus 16. april 2009

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