nov 24
The immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.
I really miss that show Blossom ... SIKE!
af iwastoodrunk 29. marts 2004
nov 23
Being the first one of your hotel roomates to get up in the morning and take a shower.
Dude, I'm sleeping in. It's your turn to unwrap the soap.
#shower #soap #hotel #motel #peel the soap
af Snappy1 23. juni 2007
nov 22
A poultrarian is a person whose diet consists of vegetarian fare and select cuts of chicken and turkey, typically lean and boneless. They do not enjoy red meat, seafood, or any other meat in their diet.

Poultrarian comes from the combination of poultry and vegetarian.

A poultrarian would never eat a steak, but would enjoy chicken stir-fry.
#vegetarian #carnivore #poultry #diet #eating
af Christie Johnson 5. oktober 2006
nov 21
The mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.
Damn dude, I got 117 porn mpegs in my pornfolio.
af a random choch 1. september 2003
nov 20
The recipient of much needed maps from U.S. Americans along with the South Africa and the Asian countries so that we will be able to build up our future, according to Miss South Carolina.
Person 1: Hey Dick, do you think its time we invade the Iraq?
Person 2: We can use these new maps I just got off the internets.
#iraq #miss south carolina #geography #miss teen usa #bush
af gunstarzero 29. august 2007
nov 19
Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting.

The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool.
Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was pantsed. Hilarity ensued.
af The Grammar Nazi 5. februar 2004
nov 18
your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do.
what's your clark kent job?
af gabe tolliver 23. november 2003
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