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That magical time after a morning dump and before you eat anything.
Make sure you put a full length mirror near your bathroom so you can take full advantage of your morning-skinny
af le Dilley 21. marts 2011
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When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.
-Hey man, wanna go see a movie tomorrow?
-Haha, I see what you did there, you almost had me!
-Dude, stop with this April Fools paranoia, I'm serious!
af original nick 1. april 2013
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Trimmigrants are people who come into an area in search of marijuana harvest jobs.
A cannabis windfall this season has trimmigrants flocking into California and Nevada in search of marijuana harvest jobs.
af VerdantLeaf 12. november 2013
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An obsessive interest in feces.
My cousin Randy puts the "pro" in coprophilia. He's super into shit.
af Bad Words The Movie 17. marts 2014
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A pack of condoms. Used as an innuendo term to fool little children.
Child: What are these balloons doing in your bottom draw mummy?
Mother: Those are mine and daddy's adults chewing gum, the mint in them is too sting for little kids.
af Ellllllleyep 9. marts 2014
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A vacation from digital technology. No e-mail, computers, cell phone etc.
"I'm going technocamping. You won't be able to contact me for a couple weeks."
af intertext9 7. marts 2014
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Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. While few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. Fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penises.
David: I pleased myself last night by means of autofellatio.
Sean: Gay...
af Sean Mooney 10. november 2006
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