maj 15
Abstaining from masturbation.
Guy: So do you like to play with yourself?
Girl: No, I'm mabstinent.

Notorious Fapper: I will try to be mabstinent because I'm ashamed of my nonstop wanking.
af AlexanderBlack96 14. maj 2015
maj 9
A request that somebody be quiet, stop talking, etc.
You're driving me nuts. I am going to need you to find your silence.
af jm2011 1. maj 2015
maj 8
To say things intended to hurt another.
I couldn't stop myself from jumping on her, She was throwing verbal punches at me since I wAlked in the door last night until now, I couldn't take anymore.
af know BODY 30. marts 2015
maj 7
Pure fucking magic.
Person A: How the hell does a person sing in harmony with themselves?

Person B: PFM.
af Bella Bartalk 14. oktober 2013
maj 6
A social media phenomenon where a commenter attempts to demonstrate knowledge obtained by searching on Google. This person has no legitimate degree from an accredited institution in said subject/topic, but will use unverified & inaccurate sources from websites searched on the search engine to prove their point on the topic being discussed.
After reading a ridiculous comment from someone that posted a link:

"Oh look, someone got their degree from Google University".
af BeltonBelle 25. november 2014
maj 5
A euphemism for masturbating, especially at work.
Hey Chris, it's a slow day here at work. I need to find something to concentrate my efforts on. Maybe it's a good day to service the account!
af Terra Incognita 24. februar 2011
maj 4
The massive shit taken after a meal at chipotle.
Dude, I almost passed a chipotle child in my car.
af Boshjuno 4. april 2015

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